Ready to work with me and make your writing TEN GAZILLION* TIMES BETTER? (*Typical average.) Let's get started. Fill out the form below, and we'll be on our way.Name First Last Website Email* Got a gmail address you use to sign in to google docs? (This is where we'll work - if it's different from your regular email, it's good to know which email to look out for.)Choose a service:Kiddie Cone (limited-time offer)Power HourDouble or Triple Power HourOwn me for a day (aka the 'Pretty Woman' special)Hangin'I read the guesstimate guide on the Work With Me page and still have no clue which to book!Great news! I can usually fit you in for a Kiddie Cone within the week. I'll get back to you with a scheduling link and an invoice. Valid for 4 weeks from date of purchase. Excellent choice! You have fine taste in copy-help packages. Once you finish and submit this form, you'll get a scheduling link so you can pick your time slot if you're ready. I'll follow up in the next few days (if not sooner) with an invoice and whatever else we need. Valid for 4 weeks from date of purchase. Superb! Know that you can purchase Power Hours as a 3-Pack for a nice price of $2000 ($250 off the 3rd hour!) You'll see this option when you get to the booking link. You go right for the good stuff, don't you! And you know what? You're worth it. Let's get that piece of your website done so you can start making money from it. I'll get back to you with a scheduling link and an invoice. Valid for 4 weeks from date of purchase. There's nothing wrong with paying to hang out with someone, if that someone is me. We can brainstorm, eat noodles, go on a roller coaster, go bowling. I'll let you win. Or rollerskating - I'll let you show off your moves while I fall and break my coxic bone. I do not charge extra to hang out in tropical climates, as long as you're paying my way and you don't make me zip-line. OK, let's keep this simple. If you're a new client, I'm going to recommend we start with a Power Hour anyway. We'll get a much better grip on how much time we need from working together for an hour. Plus, you'll get to see if you like how I work. And, you'll get on-the-spot improvement to your copy! Who doesn't like instant gratification? You'll get a link to schedule your first hour once you hit submit. I'll follow up with an invoice for your first hour and whatever else we need. What are we working on?Tell me what you're hoping to do with your existing copy, or what you're hoping to create. We'll look at everything when we work together, but if you have links you need me to see now, feel free to include them.Need help choosing a package and have copy that's not online yet? Drop files here or Accepted file types: doc, pdf, jpg. You'll have a google doc where you can link to or copy-paste all the copy or references for our session. But if you're contacting me for an estimate and have a big job, upload your word doc, pdf, or jpg here so I can see what shape your copy's in, how much of it there is, and how much time we might need.PLEASE VERIFY* I have read and agree to the policies. Yes How'd you find me? (Totally optional, but I'd love to know.)Anything else I should know? Tell me!