Ready to work with me and make your writing TEN GAZILLION* TIMES BETTER? (*Typical average.) Let's get started. Fill out the form below, and we'll be on our way.Name First Last Website Email* Choose a service:Kiddie ConePower HourDouble or Triple Power HourOwn me for a day (aka the 'Pretty Woman' special)Hangin'I read the guesstimate guide on the Work With Me page and still have no clue which to book!Got a gmail address you use to sign in to google docs? (This is where we'll work - if it's different from your regular email, it's good to know which email to look out for.)Excellent choice! You have fine taste in copy-help packages. Once you finish and submit this form, you'll get a scheduling link so you can pick your time slot.Great news! I can usually fit you in for a Kiddie Cone within a few weeks. If, after submitting this form, you can’t find a suitable time please feel free to reach out and my manager can help you get booked in.Superb! Know that you can purchase Power Hours as a 3-Pack for a nice price of $2750 ($100 off the 3rd hour!) You'll see this option when you get to the booking link. Note: Packs must be used within two weeks of purchase to book sessions up to 8 weeks in advance.You go right for the good stuff, don't you! And you know what? You're worth it. Let's get that piece of your website copy (or your email sequence, or whatever you need done) done so you can start making money from it. On the next page you can go ahead and purchase your Pretty Woman and someone from my team will be in touch to get you scheduled in. Please note Pretty Woman sessions must be booked 8 weeks in advance.There's nothing wrong with paying to hang out with someone, if that someone is me. We can brainstorm, eat noodles, go on a roller coaster, go bowling. I'll let you win. Or rollerskating - I'll let you show off your moves while I fall and break my coxic bone. I do not charge extra to hang out in tropical climates, as long as you're paying my way and you don't make me zip-line.OK, let's keep this simple. If you're a new client, I'm going to recommend we start with a Power Hour. We'll get a much better grip on how much time we need from working together for an hour. Plus, you'll get to see if you like how I work. And, you'll get on-the-spot improvement to your copy! Who doesn't like instant gratification? You'll get a link to schedule your first hour once you hit submit.What are we working on?Tell me what you're hoping to do with your existing copy, or what you're hoping to create. We'll look at everything when we work together, but if you have links you need me to see now, feel free to include them.Need help choosing a package and have copy that's not online yet? Drop files here or Accepted file types: doc, pdf, jpg. You'll have a google doc where you can link to or copy-paste all the copy or references for our session. But if you're contacting me for an estimate and have a big job, upload your word doc, pdf, or jpg here so I can see what shape your copy's in, how much of it there is, and how much time we might need.PLEASE VERIFY THAT YOU AGREE TO THE POLICIES* I have read and agree to the policies, including that time booked with me is non-refundable Yes How'd you find me? (Totally optional, but I'd love to know.)Anything else I should know? Tell me!