Category Archives: ickiness

you can lead a slave to toenails…

“make slave eat toenail clippings” You read right. Someone typed that in to their search bar, and among the top results was this blog.

Confessions of a Sweaty Betty

I am a sweater. Not the cozy, knit kind that you wear on chilly days. No, I mean I sweat. Majorly. I’m a schvitzer.

You call that relaxing?

At some point, someone powerful must have decided that any reference to relaxation,  wellness, spirituality or “Me Time” must be paired with one of two photos: 1. Some chick wearing white, sitting in the lotus position 2. Some chick lying down with a row of hot stones on her bare back Really? Well-being equals yoga and…

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