Category Archives: old people

Immortal words on Sandy Duncan, Florida, and big cocks.

sandy duncan

With Sandy Duncan’s name all over the news this week, I couldn’t help but think of  – and miss — my husband’s mom, who was a big fan. OK, minor correction: Sandy Duncan wasn’t exactly all over the news. I happened to see her name in one lone New York Times article about Wheat Thins,…

The top five things that happen when you’re old

Are you freaked out about getting old? I used to be. I formed my notions about aging by observing my grandparents.

Kid, you’ve got it easy.

40 doesn’t feel old to me like I always thought it would. Except for a few things: This year’s bumper crop of gray hairs. The cracking joints – occurring during any and all movements, where they used to be limited to things like deep squats. I sound like bubble wrap. My husband calls me “Creaks.”…

Leggo my sample-o.

Fact: Old ladies love free food samples. Actually, it doesn’t have to be food. They’ll take anything that’s free, including those stinky soap samples they hand out outside Sabon. You can always use more soap!  But they like food the best. Is it a fixed income thing? A scarcity mentality left over from the Great…

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