There are only two ways this sign can be pronounced: “doe doe,” as in the dodo bird (at best), or “doo doo.” As in, doo doo. Read the rest of this entry »

Rarely do I post a photo or video not to just make fun of it.

In fact, I’ve often mocked this place, Rice, on Spring Street. Read the rest of this entry »

I was walking along Bleecker Street yesterday and just had to snap this photo. Then, some dopey tourist saw me taking the picture and whipped out his own camera. Copycat. I hate it when people copy. He must have thought we’d both stumbled on a tableau of unexpected, urban beauty.

Actually, I wanted to document this mess because it was such an excellent example of crackhead stuff. Read the rest of this entry »

Have you ever passed a pudding stone? I hear it’s very painful.