Hey, I’m back. Why haven’t I posted in the last month? Well, I had a metric shit-ton of work. And allergies. They’re really bad this year, seriously – I want to scratch my eyes with a fork.
Category Archives: procrastination
How to be one of *those* people
I believe in a success gene. OK, maybe it isn’t truly a gene – you’d have to do one of those nature/nuture tests where you separate identical twins, and see if one of them grows up to be a captain of industry while the other becomes captain of towels at Lucille Roberts. But I do…
Why It’s Lame To Be Outstanding
My blog has no theme. A theme would have been ideal – like Adorable Shit My Kid Says (don’t have kid, been done) or All Things Smurf (I only owned around 12, so not qualified) or Celebrities And TV Characters On Injectable Or Snortable Drugs (hmmm, not bad, actually). I’m sure somewhere out there is…
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