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		<title>Sometimes the squeaky wheel looks like a dipshit.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Aug 2011 17:38:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[My dad loves the expression &#8220;The squeaky wheel gets the oil.&#8221; He also loves demanding oil when he&#8217;s told there is no oil, or that the squeaky wheels aren&#8217;t allowed to have it. Which brings me to another favorite expression of his: &#8220;Would it be possible for you to make an exception?&#8221; The lesson I...]]></description>
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		<title>What you can learn from Gwyneth Paltrow&#8217;s thighs</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Mar 2011 15:03:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Laura</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There&#8217;s a moment in the movie &#8220;The Talented Mr. Ripley&#8221; where Gwyneth Paltrow is standing in a boat, and you can see her cellulite. Probably not if you rent it, though &#8212; It&#8217;s too subtle. You have to see it on the big screen. The way the light hits her barely-there cottage cheese is magical....]]></description>
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		<title>No comment.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Sep 2010 16:03:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Laura</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[addiction]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Oh, me so haw-ny! Me love you long time! Hello, I&#8217;m a comment whore. Other bloggers know this term well. (My friend Marian Schembari wrote about it expertly here.) You don&#8217;t have to be a blogger (or a whore) to figure it out: a comment whore is like a crack whore, except the drug is written...]]></description>
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		<title>I&#8217;m back from Funky Town.</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Apr 2010 16:54:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Laura</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hey, I&#8217;m back. Why haven&#8217;t I posted in the last month? Well, I had a metric shit-ton of work.  And allergies. They&#8217;re really bad this year, seriously &#8211; I want to scratch my eyes with a fork. And there was that ash cloud. OK, I can&#8217;t really blame the volcano in Iceland. Especially since I...]]></description>
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		<title>Go ahead, hate my stuff (or, why writing is like a big glass of milk).</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Dec 2009 19:05:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Laura</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m not a picky eater. I love most food. But there&#8217;s one thing that makes me gag.If it&#8217;s on my plate I can&#8217;t eat it. If someone at the same table has it, I have to breathe through my mouth &#8212; which is good incentive for everyone else not to order it, because who wants...]]></description>
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		<title>Leggo my sample-o.</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 14:48:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Laura</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Fact: Old ladies love free food samples. Actually, it doesn&#8217;t have to be food. They&#8217;ll take anything that&#8217;s free, including those stinky soap samples they hand out outside Sabon. You can always use more soap!  But they like food the best. Is it a fixed income thing? A scarcity mentality left over from the Great...]]></description>
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