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		<title>The walking and feeding of pet peeves</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Mar 2011 17:33:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[As a kid, every time I went to the store with my dad, I&#8217;d watch him do something I thought was re-fucking-tarded: As the cashier handed him back his change, he&#8217;d refuse the bills and insist, &#8220;Please hand me back the loose change first.&#8221; I&#8217;d roll my eyes to let the cashier know, &#8220;I&#8217;m on...]]></description>
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		<description><![CDATA[(*Subtitle inspired by Naomi Dunford. See comment at bottom.) Another Stuff &#8216;n&#8217; Junk Report &#8211; where I pick any random item of mine, new or old, and tell you something about it. It&#8217;s inventory, with detailed back story. Like show and tell, but more tell than show. Today, an old item: Watermelon, cut into cubes....]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Mar 2010 17:46:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Laura</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Me and my failed boycotts. OK, I hate things that start &#8220;me and my ___&#8221;.  Like, &#8220;me and my crazy sense of humor.&#8221;  Just add that to the list of things I do that I say I won&#8217;t do &#8212; like walking into the store Variazioni. This is a small chain of clothing stores that...]]></description>
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		<title>Best rice pudding signs ever.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Jan 2010 20:47:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Laura</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[love this]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rarely do I post a photo or video not to just make fun of it. In fact, I&#8217;ve often mocked this place, Rice, on Spring Street. It&#8217;s like a gelateria but they sell different flavors of rice pudding. I like the rice pudding, and the concept, but it attracts hordes of people from tour buses....]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;F&#8221; is for Food Emporium. And for my boycott.</title>
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		<dc:creator>Laura</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m boycotting the Food Emporium on my corner. You can&#8217;t see the stains and rips on the paper tablecloth in the photo above, or the clearly spoiled egg salad sandwich that guy in the background snapped up for half off. (Or more!!!!!) But still, it pretty much captures the level of professionalism there. The manager...]]></description>
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