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I’m back from Funky Town.
Hey, I’m back. Why haven’t I posted in the last month? Well, I had a metric shit-ton of work. And allergies. They’re really bad this year, seriously – I want to scratch my eyes with a fork.
Go ahead, hate my stuff (or, why writing is like a big glass of milk).
I’m not a picky eater. I love most food. But there’s one thing that makes me gag.
Why It’s Lame To Be Outstanding
My blog has no theme. A theme would have been ideal – like Adorable Shit My Kid Says (don’t have kid, been done) or All Things Smurf (I only owned around 12, so not qualified) or Celebrities And TV Characters On Injectable Or Snortable Drugs (hmmm, not bad, actually). I’m sure somewhere out there is…
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(Comes with free house-breaking wee wee pad!)
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