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I’m back from Funky Town.

Posted by Laura Belgray | Posted in TV, addiction, procrastination, self-loathing, sluggishness, success, this blog, writing | Posted on 23-04-2010

Hey, I’m back.

Why haven’t I posted in the last month?

Well, I had a metric shit-ton of work. And allergies. They’re really bad this year, seriously – I want to scratch my eyes with a fork. Read the rest of this entry »

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Go ahead, hate my stuff (or, why writing is like a big glass of milk).

Posted by Laura Belgray | Posted in coping with criticism, my friend bruce, personal taste, self-loathing, this blog, truffles, writing | Posted on 21-12-2009

I’m not a picky eater. I love most food.

But there’s one thing that makes me gag. Read the rest of this entry »

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Why It’s Lame To Be Outstanding

Posted by Laura Belgray | Posted in childhood, deadlines, homework, procrastination, this blog | Posted on 20-10-2009

My blog has no theme.

A theme would have been ideal – like Adorable Shit My Kid Says (don’t have kid, been done)
or All Things Smurf (I only owned around 12, so not qualified)
or Celebrities And TV Characters On Injectable Or Snortable Drugs (hmmm, not bad, actually).

I’m sure somewhere out there is the perfect organizing principle for this blog. So if you want to know why I put it up with zero theme, ask me how I feel about air conditioning. And ants.

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