Here are ways I can make your life better.
Writing:
If you’re a TV network or production company, I can write your promos. Or I can give you superb concepts. Have a shoot and need someone on set to make quick script changes? I do that.
Read more about my TV promo services here.
Or, just click here to get in touch now.
If you’re an entrepreneur, small company, hobbyist, or zebra who needs writing that won’t put people to sleep — and you do need it, if you want them to stick around and give you money — I can help you with that. (Why would a zebra need help with writing? Because zebras are shitty writers.)
Read more about my work with private clients here.here.
Or, just click here to get in touch now.
Hanging:
If you read my blog and dig my style, and you want to hire me for something but don’t know what, you can hire me just to hang out with you. I’m so serious. Yes, I guess it’s sort of like a hooker, but instead of sex I’ll give you fresh ideas, feedback, direction, perspective, whatever you need for your business, your project, your life. I’m good in a group and I give great brainstorm.
Example: recently, a client who’s opening a concept restaurant hired me to join his team for a group offsite in Vegas. My role was to offer opinions and try a bunch of restaurants with them — and I did a brilliant job at both.
Apparently, all this is called “consulting”. Not hooking. Let’s just call it productive fun. Or unproductive, if you prefer. I can be enormously disruptive on request.
Also, the premise doesn’t have to be business. I’m fun at dinner parties or funerals. (I prefer parties.)
Two rules: no names, and no kissing on the mouth.
If you can live with that, click here to get in touch now.
