Talking Shrimp
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Went to the most beautiful wedding this weekend. The ceremony was on the water’s edge in Montauk, Long Island, right as the sun set. The couple, both genetically blessed and stylish in their own right, knows every sexy, surfy person in the sexy-surfy-person mecca that is Montauk. And they both have good looking families. So that was the guest […]
KEEP READINGI knew this day would come. The day when I feel like I have nothing to say. Sometimes I get inspired on my morning walk – like, check out the chick at the farmers market wearing diaper jeans. That’s a blog post! Sometimes I get inspired the night before when I’m watching TV with Steven. […]
KEEP READINGA friend on Facebook just posted a link to a NY Times piece about how “busy” we all are. And how compelled we are to answer, “you know, busy” when someone asks how we are. Not an original observation, but the fact that I saw it on Facebook felt so fitting, and made me think about what I really […]
KEEP READINGThe other day, I opened my iPad as Steven was walking by, and this was on the screen. When he saw that, he hugged himself and rocked back and forth blissfully like a child embracing a favorite teddy bear, which is what he does when I do or say something stupid that he wants to […]
KEEP READINGLast night at dinner, I asked Steven if we’d both end up wearing those diaper pants. “Yeah, probably,” he said without much thought. “And I know I can’t convince you, but I think we should live in the country somewhere and have a car that lowers so it’s easy to get into. The city’s just tough […]
KEEP READINGHelp! My jet lag is deserting me. Eastbound jet lag sucks, but I love the westbound kind. It’s the only thing that makes me wake up early, unless you count having to pee, or leg cramps. I’m genetically programmed to sleep till at least 9. I’m very defensive of my night-owl/ morning-sloth tendencies, because I don’t like […]
KEEP READINGThe other day, I posted about my vacation. The part I didn’t post about was the flight back. Here are a few things to know next time you fly. 1) Meridiana sucks hairy ones. That’s the terrible airline we flew. Never heard of it? Neither did the passport agent in NYC. He was like, “Meruh-what? […]
KEEP READING[UPDATE: I keep updating this post because every time I look back at it, the intro has already become dated. I don’t have kids, but I can say of the world: it grows up so fast! Or regresses. Either way, it changes. And some of my readers weren’t even born when this all happened. (My […]
KEEP READINGYup. The blog resumes with a semi-trip-report. I research every trip to death, which includes sifting through old-people trip reports on Fodors’ forums. I have to skim them, because they’re exhausting to read — every morsel of food, every moment of the flight, the cab from the airport, the brand of walking shoes (Aerosole/ Merrel), the brand of theft-proof […]
KEEP READINGAnnouncement! Talking Shrimp is going on vacation. No, not without me. I’m on an afternoon flight tomorrow, direct to Napoli, Italy. My husband is probably thinking I’ve given away too much information – like knowing our destination will make burglars more likely to break in. We have an elaborate alarm system of lasers like in Robin […]
KEEP READING“Back to school” is in the air, and by in the air I mean on the air, in commercials for Target and Old Navy, because nothing about 80-degree air says “back to school.” It’s against nature that kids have to go back to school while corn and tomatoes are still in season. But the ads and […]
KEEP READINGHere are things I’ve been busted for lately: Checking myself out in a window. By someone inside the window. It was a dark little administrative office at the pier for free kayaking or fishing or something that adventurous people do in the Hudson, and I didn’t think anyone was in there – till I noticed motion behind […]
KEEP READINGYou know how on TV and in movies, when an addict gets clean and then falls off the wagon and starts using again, there’s always a scene of him/ her crying while shooting up or sucking the crack pipe? The face is frozen in a sobbing, rotten-toothed rictus. Then camera pans to zombie-like, drooling junkies all around on filthy […]
KEEP READINGNobody likes to hear about your dreams. That is, unless either a) they’re about the person you’re talking to (and that person had a sexy role in the dream) or b) they predict something that actually happened, and it doesn’t sound like you’re making it up. I’ve had prophetic dreams twice. You’ll like these, I’m really […]
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