When there’s a blizzard, I like the idea that everyone is holing up in their homes. Because that’s what I want to do. But I don’t want to be the only shut-in, because then I feel like I’m missing out. It sucks when you’ve been huddling inside all day and then someone comes in looking […]
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When cologne goes viral
I don’t see why everyone’s so worried about H1N1. Do you know what’s way much more contagious than swine flu? I’ll tell you what: cologne. Bad cologne. You can catch it from someone just by being in the same room. Or pizza shop. You’d expect to come out of a pizza shop smelling like pizza, […]
KEEP READINGHow much is that doggie smell in the window?
You may think you make your own buying decisions. But not for long. Soon, your nose will tell you how to spend your money.
KEEP READINGDo you have LOL Tourette’s? lol.
LOL!! What’s so funny? Oh, nothing. I just typed that to fill an uncomfortable silence. That’s what everyone else does. I mean, come on: how often is someone really laughing out loud, or even smiling, when they use LOL? I’m not completely against LOL-ing. I’m okay with it when it’s in reply to something funny. […]
KEEP READINGYou call that relaxing?
At some point, someone powerful must have decided that any reference to relaxation, wellness, spirituality or “Me Time” must be paired with one of two photos: 1. Some chick wearing white, sitting in the lotus position 2. Some chick lying down with a row of hot stones on her bare back Really? Well-being equals yoga and […]
KEEP READINGThey’re always after me Blessed Charms
Today I was sitting at my local coffee place, Joe, listening in on the next table. Because I do that. This woman said to her friend, “You’re so lucky. You have such perfect hair.” Perfect Hair Lady smiled in a guilty way, like she was feeling sorry for those with less fortunate hair. She touched […]
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