Want words that bring the cha-ching?
I help you write them.
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If you’re an entrepreneur, small company, hobbyist, or zebra who needs writing that won’t put people to sleep — and you do need it, if you want them to stick around and give you money — I can help you with that. (Why would a zebra need help with writing? Because zebras are shitty writers.) Quite simply, I help you write copy that sounds like you talk and makes people want what you sell.
My roster of private clients includes the one and only Marie Forleo. (Yes, I’m dropping a name you might not even know. Gotta take risks.) During its run, I was the official copywriting mentor for Marie’s high-level mastermind. I spoke from the stage at her NYC event, RHH Live. And, together, she and I script her weekly online show, Marie TV. It’s Webby-honored, and has over a million views. Best of all, we partnered to create The Copy Cure, a copywriting course to help you find your voice…and sell your anything.
But you don’t have to be internet-famous to work with me.
(Or famous-famous, though I’d love that.)
Itching for copy help now, now, now? Scroll down.
Laura is PURE genius.
Her writing, wit, and humor are a gift to the world. She is beyond amazing at creative brainstorming and has helped me shape so so so many ideas that have become hugely profitable. She’s simply the BEST and I cannot recommend her highly enough!
- Marie Forleo
Does this sound like you? Come to mama.
Laura is sharp, witty, and hilarious.
She has an innate feel for what flows and what reads well. I can’t recommend her highly enough, she definitely has a magical power for making things lively, fun and compelling – which is incredibly important if you want copy for your business that will keep customers around!
- Laura Roeder
So how much time do we need together?
HINT: The answer is also the name of a leading adult diaper brand. That’s right: Depends!
As in, it’s hard to say until I lay eyes on your copy. Does it need buffing and polishing, or a head-to-toe rewrite? Whether it’s a page of web copy or a 2-minute video, it can take a couple of hours, or it can take a full day. Then again, sometimes a single Power Hour is all you need. IF YOU’RE A NEW CLIENT: Start with a Power Hour and we’ll go from there.
My Guesstimate Guide
Click on the tabs to the left to see how long we’ll need.
1 day of writing.
Sometimes I can work in two pages, if they aren’t super long. Or, if I’m just tweaking copy that you wrote and it’s already decent but needs some punch, I might get through a whole site.
Rates & Packages
How’s it work when you book time with me? Usually, we’ll spend the time working on your copy together. Sometimes, we’ll chat for a bit and I’ll spend the rest jamming on my own. Either way, you’ll end up with better copy that does the #1 thing it needs to do: hit the emotional mark and get the right people to buy.
Kiddie Cone 1/2 Hour
$750
Wonder what it’s like to work with me? Dip your toe.
Power Hour
$1450
Let’s make your copy stand out, connect emotionally, sound like you, flow better, sell better.
Own me for a day
(aka the ‘Pretty Woman’ special)
$10,000
*FOR RETURNING CLIENTS
“I can’t commit all those shekels to you yet but want amazing copy!”
$99
Get my 60-Minute-Makeovers Copywriting Mini Course
Laura’s a genius copywriter.
She’s endlessly creative, knows when to add humor at the perfect moment and can take an idea and turn it into more traffic, leads and sales. I had her whip up the intros for my weekly podcast, and have run speaking topics and other copy past her many times. I can sum up my experience working with Laura in 3 simple words: Best. Money. Spent.
- Amy Porterfield, amyporterfield.com
Belgray is a word magician.
I bring her pretty good copy and she turns it into spectacular, shiny, totally jumping off the page making people take action copy. It’s amazing and it happens every time. The first time I worked with her on a sales page I made $20K in one week. Woah Nelly!
- Kate Northrup, Author of “Money, A Love Story”