Kiddie Cone

A Kiddie Cone is perfect for you if:

• We’ve never worked together and you want to dip your toe in the Talking Shrimp pool (dare you?) before plunking down major bucks. (Or, relatively major.) Let’s do a test run.
• You have a single website page, a blog post, a tagline, an opt-in offer, or some other chunk of copy written and you want my eyes on it to get my quick, gut hit, “change this, keep that, make this stronger” initial thoughts.
• You’re trying to write your damn site and have no idea where to start. I’ll help you map it out.
• You need to loosen up, get the ideas flowing. Let’s brainstorm ideas so you can start cranking out your genius.
• You want to “pick my brain.” About writing, about writing for a living, about the NBC sitcom Facts of Life and which is the best episode. (OK, that, I’ll talk about for free.)
• You need therapy. Not like, my daddy was mean and withholding therapy, but I can’t write with personality or I don’t know where to start therapy. NOTE: I’m not a licensed therapist.

Please remember what half an hour is: 30 minutes.
Think how fast that goes.

That’s one episode of Girls or Modern Family, or enough time for half a pedicure. So, nuh uh, I can’t write your sales page in a half hour. Or come up with a genius tagline, unless there’s a lightning-quick eureka moment (it happens now and then, but I can’t promise it). If that’s what you’re looking for, I’d recommend a larger package.

Single Power Hour or Quickie Copy Rescue

A single Power Hour can accomplish one of these things. ONE.

• You’ve got a home page, about page, sales page, shorty bio, or other piece of writing that’s not converting, that’s a jumbled mess, or that makes even your eyes glaze over. I’ll take my scalpel to it, and give it targeted word changes and suggestions to make it way more powerful, persuasive, and purty. This isn’t a total rewrite. It’s lunchtime surgery. Non-invasive, no bruising or swelling!
• You need help creating one important, eyeball-grabbing, “you had me at hello” piece of writing. Such as:
  • Your tagline
  • Your opt-in offer
  • A headline and sub-head for a sales page
  • A product name
  • Titles and copy for 2-3 “start here” badges on the home page
  • Fun, punchy intros for your podcast

  … that kind of thing. I’ll crank out a batch of options. Most clients have too many favorites to choose from. Luxury problem.

• You need to turn your blah blog post ideas into bangin’ blog post ideas. With click-worthy, share-worthy titles to seal the deal.
• Where on your site can you change the words to make way more money and keep visitors longer? I’ll do a whole-site speed review, and walk through the notes with you.

Do I do all this on my own, or on the phone with you, or half ‘n’ half? When you book, I’ll figure it out with you. Don’t worry, I’ll know.

***Know you’re going to want more than 1 hour? Get 3 hours for the special price of $2000. That’s $250 off the normal total.***

Pretty Woman Day

I’m yours for 6 straight hours. Alllll yours. We might work together, or we might kick things off with a call, and then I tackle your copy on my own…and give it back to you all pretty and fresh-smelling and money-making. That’s it, breathe in the scent of hot-baked moolah.

This is perfect if…

You need a whole web page created, revamped, reconfigured, or possibly torn down and rebuilt from the ground up. Your:

• About page
• Services page
• Home page
• Shorter-form sales page…

…Pick one. Who knows, maybe we’ll get to two, or squeeze in some pages that are “copy light.” But on average, a page takes a day.

Got more than one page to write? Your whole site? A War-and-Peace-length sales page? We’ll talk. But plan on this day-per-page average.

Some of the biggest names in the online business and self-development world, people who write pretty well, bring me their opt-in pages, landing pages, and other what-have-you launch materials. And their stuff takes a day per page, too. (Worth it!)

Can’t swing the private rates?

Anyone who wants to be able to sit down and write a compelling blog post, headline, email that actually gets opened, or birthday card that gets saved for 50 years…NEEDS. THE. COPY. CURE. Created with my friend Marie Forleo, it contains all my best stuff on copywriting and just writing in general.

That includes creative writing techniques that you won’t find in any copy course, unless they’ve copied US.

Get it. Clocking at under 4 hours, you can binge watch in an afternoon, or go through it in chunks here and there. Any one piece of it will make your writing pop off the page. Even if right now, it’s just lying there like a dead starfish.

GO TO thecopycure.com

You’ll get a free sample class. (If you want to join right away, click the pic of me and Marie at the bottom of this page.)

Do it!

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Not too shabby, right?

And most of those are just from a Power Hour.
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