Want words that bring the cha-ching?
I help you write them.
[*CAREFUL! You might be about to tease yourself. My one-on-one services below are currently off the market, even if it looks like you can get them. I’ve left this page up purely for reading pleasure, or torture, while I rebrand. As a mentoring option, consider joining Shrimp Club when it reopens in August (September start date). For quick, off-the-shelf copywriting help, visit the shop.]
If you’re an entrepreneur, small company, hobbyist, or zebra who needs writing that won’t put people to sleep — and you do need it, if you want them to stick around and give you money — I can help you with that. (Why would a zebra need help with writing? Because zebras are shitty writers.) Quite simply, I help you write copy that sounds like you talk and makes people want what you sell.
My roster of private clients includes the one and only Marie Forleo. (Yes, I’m dropping a name you might not even know. Gotta take risks.) During its run, I was the official copywriting mentor for Marie’s high-level mastermind. I spoke from the stage at her NYC event, RHH Live. And, together, she and I script her weekly online show, Marie TV. It’s Webby-honored, and has over a million views. Best of all, we partnered to create The Copy Cure, a copywriting course to help you find your voice…and sell your anything.
But you don’t have to be internet-famous to work with me.
(Or famous-famous, though I’d love that.)
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